Worst Week Ever

Worst Week Ever
1. Thought political corruption was just left to the Republicans? Wrong. Congressman William "I am absolutely innocent" Jefferson was found with $90,000 in his freezer. Please, please, please, oh God of Comedic Gold, please have his lawyers mention "freezing his assets". Please.
2. These kids and their rock n' roll music these days. A popular song by Avril Lavigne, and I cannot express my disbelief of this enough, actually has the lyric, I swear to God: "She's like, so whatever." Ms. Lavigne, Bob Dylan you are not.
3. For those of you who still think the United States is still on top for everything, here's one for you. The U.S. was rated 96th of 121 of (get this) the world's worst peace countries. I have a few suggestions, and not surprisingly, they involve #118 Russia, #121 Iraq and #97 Iran.
4. Anything Paris Hilton. Past, present and future.
5. Violent crimes are up for the second year in a row. Good thing we have a President that's so tought on crime. Actually...he cut police funding (along with education.) But hey, Iraq funding doesn't grow on trees.