Sunday, July 8, 2007

Worst Week Ever

1. Libby and Bush. Rationalize it all you want to, but remember that Scooter was one of Mark Rich's lawyers and that Mark Rich never worked for Clinton. Honestly, though, they are all in it together.
2. Illegal prescription drugs found at Benoit's house. Go ahead and read the WWE's press release and what they have to say about the "rumors" of illegal drugs. Go on, read it.
3. Pakistani government troops using women and children as human shields.
4. The terrorism threat in Europe. Thank God we stopped them by bombing a desert wasteland thousands of miles away instead of using that crazy police work to track down terrorist.
5. Now, instead of spending two hours shopping for shoes, getting plastered with drink names that end in "-tini" and gossiping like they never let high school, the (fashionable New Yorker wannabe) women of the world may get the chance to see it all on the big screen, if a Sex and the City movie works out. Next: Look for The View to start putting out spoken word albums.

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