Monday, August 27, 2007

Peas in a pod




Resigning from job:
Gonzales: Dear God in heaven, finally.
Vick: Only if the NFL says so.

Apologizing for his actions:
Gonzales: No. And don't expect one either.
Vick: Yes. Thank you, Mr. Vick.

Supporters are:
Gonzales: Few and far between (i.e. Bush).
Vick: Atlanta Falcon crazies.

Defense strategy:
Gonzales: "I don't recall."
Vick: No. Maybe. Yes.

People who worked for him:
Gonzales: Were fired. But he had no idea why.
Vick: Killed dogs.

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