From the people who brought you The Worst Week ever and What's Wrong with the World, comes the latest feature, Monthly Sardonic Soothsaying, or predictions of why this month will be worse than the last.
-Chris Edwards, recently convincted of killing his pregnant girlfriend (and whose attorney argued the validity of DNA testing) won't give Jessica O'Grady's family any closure.
-Alberto Gonzales won't resign or be fired.
-The Lincoln mayoral race will become fueled with backstabbing, mudslinging, grave-digging, past-denying...that's not a prediction either, that's a guarantee.
-Canned human food, not pet food, will start to turn up tainted.
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