Worst Week Ever

Top five reasons why this week was the worst week ever (not in order of severity):
1. "The Italian Letter", a book by Peter Eisner and Knut Royce, shows evidence that the reason the United States is at war was, in fact, a lie.
2. James (yes, we know you directed the "Titanic") Cameron and his tombs that allegedly contained the remains of Jesus and Mary Magdalene. Dan Brown wrote an entertaining FICTION novel, and to my knowledge he never tried to claim it was true, so let it go Mr. Cameron. Go make a Titanic sequel.
3. Voting in the Lincoln primaries had an 18% turnout.
4. Cops in Omaha are proven to be racist. My prediction: next year, the same stats will turn up, nobody will have done anything about it. I thought this was 2007.
5. Construction for the Creationist Museum in Cincinnati is well underway. Sure, you can say that God created the Universe billions of years ago, there's nothing wrong with that. You can even argue evolution, despite all the evidence (including the discovery of a missing link last year) to the contrary. But do not ever, ever, ever try and tell me the earth is only a couple thousand years old. Ever.