Sunday, April 1, 2007

This Week Was the Worst Week Ever

Five reasons why this week was the worst week ever:

1. Testimony under oath (!!!) by a Gonzales aide that shows Alberto knew about the U.S. attorney firings.
2. Less businesses than thought are opting for a "no concealed weapons on premises" policy.
3. Tony Snow and Elisabeth Edwards announced their cancer has returned. Our prayers are with them.
4. No stories about Barack Obama's high school cocaine use.
5. Chris Edwards' attorneys argued how reliable DNA testing was. Some of the blood found on the scene had at least a 1 in a trillion chance of NOT being his 19 year old pregnant girlfriend's blood.

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